Bury St Edmunds

& Stowmarket

Branch Helpline number: 01284 850887  e-mail:info@cplbury.org.uk

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                                                                Cats Protection, Bury St Edmunds & Stowmarket Branch, PO Box 422, Thurston, IP31 3WE  

Tel. 01284 850887   e-mail: info@cplbury.org.uk   Charity No. 203644


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Flea Bites


1. First flea: You don’t look too well.

Second flea: I’m not really feeling up to scratch.


2. What’s the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie and the prowls on the hairy.


3. How do fleas travel from place to place?  By itch hiking.


4. What do you call a flea that lives in an idiot’s ear? A space invader


5. What do ants take when they are ill?  Antibiotics


Cat Jokes


Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?

He set a new lap record.


Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

She had mittens.


What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.


Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.


What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?

Claw Enforcement.


How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?

He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.


 What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?

Hiss and Tell.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?

A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.


What does a cat do when it gets mad?

It has a hissy fit.


What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

The purrpatrator.


What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?

He stole the whole show!


What is a cat's favourite colour?

Purrrrrrrple!